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3 days ago
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This is exactly what I’m talking about. We immediately escalate everything to a ten. It’s ridiculous. I mean, somebody comes in with some preposterous plan or idea and then all of a sudden, everybody’s on the gas, nobody’s on the brakes, nobody’s thinking, everybody’s just talking over each other with one idiotic idea after another, until, finally, we find ourselves in a situation where we’ve broken into somebody’s house and the homeowner is home.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Burton you massive slags, you’ve done it again!

Status of revs: high. Too high.

Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

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Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.

Fair play cat, fair play.

stunningpicture:

Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.

Fair play cat, fair play.

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3 weeks ago
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We’ll do it just like BP did, when they heroically tried to lubricate the Gulf of Mexico.

Jack Donaghy - 30 Rock

Are you a Belieber or a Directioner? Are you a Belieber or a Directioner?
 
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